this crazy asshole tried to get into my house
I believe that I forgot to mention the greatest story of all time. Or at least of Clifftop. Saturday night. scratch that. Sunday morning. 6AM. Still haven't gone to sleep yet. People are slowly getting up and packing their things to leave. Except our group, who has been frying catfish, drinking beer, and playing music all morning. This dude with a red fiddle has been with us most of the evening. We should have known that with a red fiddle, this dude was the devil, but we were oblivious.
He realizes it's Sunday morning and suggests we have a gospel preacher jam. Everyone is into it. It's funny, and ironic. Josh starts a little diddle on his guitar and Red Fiddle Devil Man starts preaching some story from the bible. Well he gets going and going and he starts getting into it and getting louder. The Holy Spirit is filling him up with the word of God! As he gets louder, Josh is forced to get louder on the guitar. He gets to yelling about some dude with eleven brothers. Clay is totally eating this up and he starts yelling too. Red Fiddle: "He had eleven brothers!" Clay: "HOW MANY BROTHAS!!" Josh jamming harder than ever. Everyone laughing. Pause.
Some dude sticks his head around the Corey Mobile. "Ummmm excuse me. It's 7 AM. People are trying to sleep and you guys have been pretty loud for a while. Maybe you could keep it down until like....9 or 10. Try to be courteous to your neighbors." (aka Shut. The fuck. Up. we've all been drinking for 36 straight hours and we're hungover and pissed as hell) Red Fiddle Devil Man responds with "You can't quiet the word of God!" or some shit but the rest of us feel bad and eventually the Devil leaves, as does everyone else because now its 730 and its time for bed. So, blog readers, if you ever get really excited about something, just yell "HOW MANY BROTHAS!" We're gonna start a trend. (PS this story is much more effective in person when I can actually yell these things as loud as they actually were. Ask me to tell you this story next time you see me.)
Another story I forgot. After Clifftop, I decided maybe I should take a break from the boys and socializing and drinking. HA! good one. The day after leaving Clifftop, there was a concert at the Schoolhouse. I usually like the bands that come through there, and they're pretty laid back so no crazy partying. I didn't know anything about the band except their name - Little Country Giants. I pull in the parking lot and there are a couple people I don't know standing around. After seeing my car, they walk over and ask who's from GA? I tell them I'm from the Albany area. "We're from GA. And we have a song about Albany." No. Shit. And guess we're they're from. Athens. We got into a big discussion about the reopening of the GA Theater and talked about our favorite bars. Blah blah blah. Awesomeness. Lately I had been feeling really homesick. I didn't feel like the boys wanted me around and I was missing my college friends like no other. I also just wanted to be able to hang out on my couch and chill out with my parents. So it was a wonderful surprise to show up to the Schoolhouse and have a little dose of Georgia. It could not have been a more pleasant evening.
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